Patagonia Surprised Me: The Little Cultural Differences I Didn’t Expect👀

My brother, Rick and I traveled through the Chilean and Argentinian portions of Patagonia for three weeks. I love travel because I get to learn about different cultures and it never fails to surprise me. I have traveled to Colombia, Peru, Brazil and Venezuela before and I have to admit that I had assumed that Chile and Argentina were going to be pretty similar to those countries since they are all part of the same continent. I was incorrect.

My blue tongue from eating Calafate berries

Here are some of the surprises and differences:

·      Pronunciation. There are several words and terms that are unique in their pronunciation. WIFI is pronounced as wee-fee (it sounds adorable). An IPA beer is pronounced as EE-pah (short and sweet). It took me a few minutes to figure out that locals in Chile and Argentina refer to a boat tour as “navigation”. This confused me for a bit until I clarified what “navigation” meant. I briefly thought it meant we would be on a sailboat (we weren’t). All of the various guides we had on this trip referred to wilderness as wild-erness. The folks from Argentina pronounce the double L in Spanish as “sh” instead of “y”. This one pronunciation threw off my Spanish while traveling in Argentina. There are a ton of Spanish words like silla (chair), llama (called), llave (key), calle (road), lluvia (rain), pollo (chicken) and ella (she) with the double L. I am relatively fluent in Spanish but this change in pronunciation absolutely threw me off.

·      Traffic. We took a tour in downtown Santiago and there are crosswalk signals on a lot of streets. What is crazy is that when the signal turns to “Walk” there is a small green stick figure walking slowly at the beginning of the signal but then they slowly start walking faster until it’s sprinting. It’s pretty funny to see it go from standing, to walking, to jogging to sprinting. Road signs in Argentina are covered with stickers. It’s almost like graffiti everywhere and it’s a wonder that you can even read the signs like how many kilometers to El Calafate.

·      Bathrooms. In every national park I went to in Chile, there is either no toilet paper or there is a communal toilet paper outside the stalls. I did not realize this the first time I used the bathroom and another woman on my tour instinctively knew to hand me some over the stall wall. I got into the practice of always carrying a few spare squares before heading into the stall. There is also the practice of not throwing any toilet paper into the toilet due to their sewer systems. It took me a few days to break the habit of throwing paper into the toilet but into a small garbage can. Every hotel room we had in Argentina had a bidet in the bathroom (even a hostel we stayed at).  I also never saw a pit toilet in any of the National Parks. Regardless of how remote something was (say a 90-minute ride on gravel road) there was a full bathroom with a flush toilet available.

·      Drinks. When we traveled to hiking excursions in Patagonia, there frequently was a guide and driver for the vehicle. They have this communal habit of sharing a Yerba Mate. The driver drives and the guide (seated next to them) is constantly refilling hot water into the Mate vessel and they pass the drink with a single metal straw back and forth. Rick tried a few times to order ice tea. We had one waiter in Puerto Varas that was providing the best service and when Rick asked if they had ice tea he said “yes”. Luckily, I enquired further in Spanish. The waiter had suggested a hot tea with ice cream (not ice) on top. Luckily, we figured that out and Rick ordered Coke Zero which had been available all across Patagonia. I always order “aqua con gas” or sparkling water as it assures me that it’s not tap water which they say can be hard for foreigners to digest.

·      Food. I believe that every guide we had in Chile or Argentina introduced (or reintroduced) Calafate berries to us. There are bushes all over Patagonia with Calafate berries. The guide would point it out and invariably asked us to have a few. It’s pretty funny because it turns your tongue blue and the berries are tasty and a little sour. Rick loves lamb and he came to the right place. There were countless restaurants and events where lamb was served in addition to beef and Guanaco. Guanaco are a mix between llamas and camels and are ubiquitous across Patagonia. Both the Guanaco and Calafate berries can’t be domesticated which I found amazing since so many places sell guanaco empanadas or Calafate jam. Porotos en escabeche is frequently served with bread (not butter). It’s beans in vinegar and herbs and used to put on your bread.

·      Music. I remember traveling to Lisbon last year and there being English Christmas songs being piped into all the streets in town. In isolated Patagonia in both Chile and Argentina, we heard old American songs like the Beatles, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson and even Pink Floyd in restaurants and tour vehicles. It’s disconcerting to hear songs from fifty years ago playing all the time. I rarely heard any music in Spanish.

I really enjoy discovering new cultural experiences. I noticed a sign on the wall that said “Zorro” with a picture of a fox. I did not realize that the name for Zorro came from Spanish and not by the television/movie from years ago. The native people and Spanish conquistadors came long before an American tourist like me.

The End of the World – Ushuaia Argentina 🌎

My brother Rick and I finished our trip through Patagonia in Ushuaia, Argentina in January of 2026. Ushuaia was not what I expected. It is the southernmost city in the world and I had assumed it would be more of a backwater village. Ushuaia is a city of 80,000. Tourism is themain source of income. Tourists from all over the world come there to hike, eat, shop and recreate before boarding an expedition or cruise to Antarctica. As withPuerto Varas, Puerto Natales, El Chalten and El Calafate, Ushuaia has its share of gravel roads to endure but it also has plenty to offer travelers looking for adventure.

We arrived by plane from El Calafate to the Ushuaia. It’s the largest airport we’ve been in since Santiago. Tons of planes come into Ushuaia from all over the world to be the jumping off point to sail around Tierra del Fuego or to the great arctic continent. We were taken to our hotel which had splendid view of the Beagle Channel (named for the ship that Captain Fitz Roy and Charles Darwin arrived on in the early 1800’s). All of Tierra del Fuego is steeped in explorer history as early European explorers looked for ways to get past South America and onto the Spice Islands. Magellan was here, Cook was here and Fitz Roy was here.

My brother Rick and I canoeing on Lago Escondido near Ushuaia, Argentina

On our first full day in Ushuaia, Rick and I went to Tierra del Fuego National Park and spotted Upland Geese and wild horses along the Lapatia river. The very end of the Andes mountains come through Chile and then take a left turn to head through Argentina and to the Atlantic at Staten Island (not the New York one). The Pan American Highway (from Alaska to Argentina) ends here after many thousands of miles and there were tons of motorcyclists and vans who take on the trip by starting at Fin del Mundo (end of the world) via the gravel road Route 3.

We ended our first full day in Ushuaia by taking a boat ride to the lighthouse and various islands that are home to wildlife. I have been really impressed by all the unusual birds we have seen including black necked swans, Andean condors and Upland geese.We saw two different islands that were covered in Imperial Cormorants which (when they swim) look just like penguins. In addition, we went by an island with a male sea lion and his harem of upwards of ten females sunning themselves on the rocks. We had a terrific guide named Juan Pablo who would explain everything we were seeing and escorted the group onto an island to have a better view of the Andean mountains that encircle the bay of Ushuaia. It was a lovely clear day and we could see the glaciers on top of the mountains. We ended our day by buying a sandwich from a food truck named Los Pollos Hermanos (from the show Breaking Bad). There aren’t any Starbucks or McDonalds but they have a food truck named after a show. Interesting.

We traveled to the Garibaldi Pass which is the first time I’ve traveled over the Andes by vehicle. I did not realize before this trip that the Andes mountains run the entire length of South America making the border between Chile and Argentina. At the very bottom, at Ushuaia, the mountain range then heads east towards the Atlantic Ocean and ends at an island named Staten Island. We drove to the 3rd largest lake in Argentina called Lago Fagnano. It was quite the crazy 4×4 ride as our guide, Martin, drove through several creeks until we drove along the lake’s shore, at times, completely surrounded by the lake. I had the impulse to pick up my feet as we traversed the water. It was a lovely lake. From there we went to a trailhead into the beech tree forest. The travel company has a private cabin in the woods and we hiked about a mile to get to the cabin. The forest here is full of beech trees, some of which are deciduous and others are evergreen. Martin pointed out that sometimes the ground we were walking on was spongy. This area has a lot of peat bogs which are a spongy layer on top of an aquifer. It’s a very unique environment and we were able to spot two Magellan Woodpeckers which are the largest woodpeckers in the world. I would guess they are at least a foot and a half tall. Once at the cabin, we went for a canoe trip on Lago Escondido. It was a brilliant day with clear blue skies (a rarity by all accounts). It was so peaceful and desolate on the lake as it is surrounded by wilderness. Martin cooked us an enormous lunch which was delicious.

On our last full day in Ushuaia, we drove eastward towards the Atlantic Ocean. We saw a few shacks along the way but it’s a gravel road to Puerto Almanza. There we saw mussel farms along the shore and fishing boats specializing in King Crab and Black Hake. There were several restaurants in the stretch of the shoreline that specialize in seafood and it’s a good hour and a half ride from Ushuaia. Their entire business is based on attracting the folks from the city and/or tourists to the eastern edge of Tierra del Fuego. Our lunch was at Alma Yagan which is the private home for a fisherwoman named Diana. She cooks whatever they caught that day and prepared an outstanding four course meal as we stared out at the Beagle Channel. It was windy (as usual) and clear outside; the food was fresh and delicious. She served Salmon Ceviche, King Crab poached in milk, and Black Hake on a carrot purée. It was outstanding.

On our last day before boarding our boat to Antarctica, we had a half day to spend in the town of Ushuaia. We went to the “End of the World” museum which is about the history of Ushuaia. We also went to their Maritime, Antarctica and Prison museum. The last three are all housed in the now defunct prison which was here until the 1940’s. There was lots of information on the first explorers to Tierra del Fuego, the natives that had been here since 8,500 years ago and all of the various explorations to Antarctica.

Ushuaia is a beautiful place surrounded by wilderness, lakes and unique flora and fauna like wild multicolored lupins, thousands of cormorants, and wild horses milling around the island. This end of Argentina is much more lush with the number of forests it has compared to some of the northern sections of Argentina which are much flatter and more arid. I hope I can come back again as there is so much more to see.

Exploring the Argentinian Lakes Region in Patagonia 🇦🇷

The trip from Torres del Paine National Park in Chile to El Chalten in Argentina was a long hot dusty day overall on January of 2026. We were picked up by our first driver in Patagonia Camp and then driven to the Argentinian border which was 2 hours on a long, gravel road with tons of rabbits darting across the road. I can only compare it to the amount of squirrels that live in North Carolina. There were also many Guanacos which are a cross between camels and llamas and are completely wild in both Chile and Argentina.

We had to get checked out by the Chilean authorities and then about 5 miles later the Argentinian authorities which was housed in a small one building outpost surrounded by armed men in army fatigues. It’s a bit intimidating to go through this. Once across the Argentinian border we drove about 20 miles to be moved to a new driver who would take us to El Calafate. This drive took about 3 and a half hours and I suddenly realized we lost an hour because although we were east of Chile, Torres del Paine operates on daylight savings and Argentina does not. Upon arriving in El Calafate, it took a few texts to find our next driver to take us to El Chalten which took another 2 and a half hours. We stopped off at the half way point of La Leona where they claim Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid hid out for about a month.

Standing on the bow of a boat in front of the Perito Moreno Glacier in Parque Nacional Los Glaciers in Argentina Patagonia

Upon arriving in El Chalten we could see the mountain range; it sits at the base of the massive granite monolith of Mont Fritz Roy with stands at 11,171 feet. It was shrouded in clouds although most of the rock was visible when we arrived.  The driver kept telling us that Cerro Torre (10,262-foot spire) was to the left but it wasn’t visible to us until the last day.

On our first day in El Chalten my brother Rick and I hiked to Los Condores and Aguilera viewpoints. This was a great hike from our hotel and we had a great view of the Viedma Lake which is bright, brilliant blue. Minerals from glacier rock contribute to the brilliance. In addition, we saw Andean condors soaring above us. That evening we had a food tour of El Chalten which was very interesting. We started by learning the art of drinking Yerba Mate. Rick and I had seen many of our guides and drivers share Mate while driving. The cup (frequently a gourd) has a straw with a filter on the bottom and the cup is filled about ¾’s full with mate. Mate is a caffeine-rich infused herbal drink. You keep refilling the cup with hot water throughout the day. I thought it was herbal tasting but I’m not likely to have it again.

We also learned that El Chalten was established in 1985 and is the national capital of trekking. It reminded me of the many Appalachian hiker towns I went to along the Appalachian Trail where there were tons of hostels, pizza joints and microbreweries. It also has one church but the pastor lives in Calafate so there isn’t any services on Sunday or otherwise. Odd.

Our guide took us to Lago del Desierto which was a two-hour drive from El Chalten on a rutted gravel road with over ten single lane wooden bridges; I said a small prayer every time we went over a bridge. It was an absolutely clear day so we could see the entire range of spires around Mont Fritz Roy along the way. Rick went on a hike up to the Huemul Glacier and the turquoise lagoon which sits at the base. From there we had a picnic on the banks of the Lago del Desierto and a short hike along the shoreline through the forest where I was able to pick out several new colorful birds with my Merlin app including Small-billed Elaina, Rufous-tailed Plantcutter and Thorn tailed Rayadito. After our hike we took a boat out on the Lago del Desierto which had terrific views of the three glaciers that surround the lake and had a hidden waterfall that we were able to see from the boat.

The next day we took a transfer back to El Calafate and saw all the rock formations which were all clearly visible as we left town including the elusive Cerro Torre. That evening we took a four-by-four adventure bus to Punta Walichu which is a nature and archeological reserve on the shores of Lago Argentino. It was early evening and the sun was slowing setting at 9:45 in the evening. We were guided through paintings from the Tehuelche people who have inhabited the area for centuries. We went to a cave where it was carbon dated to 4000 BC and guanaco fat was found in the carbon so the Tehuelche people were cooking guanaco meat in the cave. We enjoyed a meal in a cave with about twenty other tourists from Brazil, Germany and Israel.

Our last full day in El Calafate was spent on another long gravel ride into the dry, arid countryside of Lesser Rheas (which are large flightless birds similar to ostriches), horses and cattle. Estancias are ranches and we saw many gauchos on horseback. We enjoyed a meal at the Estancia Nibepo Aike which was developed by a Croatian owner. From there we traveled to a boat which took us up the southern branch of the Lago Argentino to the rich branch of the lake and dropped us off to hike to a viewpoint of the southern Patagonia ice field which is the second largest ice field in the southern hemisphere after Antarctica. As we descended the hill we had hiked up through Calafate bushes and we saw the vast expanse of floating growlers and icebergs from the Perito Moreno Glacier. There had to be over fifty chunks of glacier floating in the turquoise waters. It was stunning. The glacier itself is spiked and uneven with blue and white formations.

We got back in the boat and sailed about 1,000 feet from the glaciers edge. You could hear ruptures of the glacier as more icebergs were being calved .The glacier was in constant flux and outside of being windy it was relatively warm at 65 degrees. We had drinks on the boat with chunks of ice harvested from the lake. I think I was most struck that while I had seen two story icebergs in Newfoundland just 6 months before, this was all on a fresh water lake. We were dropped off on the opposite side of the lake and were taken to the main overlook for the glacier.  There were countless walkways to view the glacier and to hear more ruptures from the glacier. We failed to witness a rupture as the guide pointed out that by the time you hear it, it’s already fallen.

We left the lakes region of Argentina with memories of stunning blue lakes, pristine granite rock formations and immense glaciers with vast fields of floating icebergs. It’s been amazing.

Torres del Paine in Chilean Patagonia🏔️

My brother Rick and I are on a multiple week journey through Patagonia, starting off in Santiago, then onto the lakes region and ending our time in Chile in Torres del Paine (Blue Towers) National Park. This is the area of Patagonia that I imagined in my head before coming here. Sharp edged rocks soaring towards the heavens with pristine glaciers. It absolutely did not disappoint although it took three days for the weather to permit a stunning view of what are called “The Horns”.

We flew into the tiny airport of Puerto Natales. The airport is so small that there are no jet bridges and you exit from the front and back of the airplane directly onto the tarmac. It isn’t possible for more than one plane to be on the tarmac so they must turn around the same plane before the next plane can arrive. One gate, one baggage claim and no services other than a small booth selling sodas; just check-in and bathrooms. We knew that our transfer to Patagonia Camp (our next destination) would be delayed but luckily Max from Patagonia Camp met us and put us in a taxi to the small town of Puerto Natales where we grabbed some lunch. From there our transport picked us up along with some American folks coming from Argentina and headed to the same location. It’s a 90-minute drive on a very dusty, potholed road to get from Puerto Natales to Patagonia Camp. After about 30 minutes there was no more pavement; most of the roads while we were in Torres del Paine National Park were gravel and barely two lanes. It’s intimidating watching buses and large vans coming from the opposite direction but our driver was fortunately unflappable.

Torres del Paine National Park along the Miradores Trail with “The Horns” on the left

We arrived at Patagonia Camp at about 6 PM and were immediately ushered into an orientation about the property. They took our luggage to our yurt as we sat in the reception area where we were greeted with a welcome drink and appetizers. From there we went onto a different meeting room to select our excursions for the next three days. This is the first time I have stayed at an all-inclusive resort and both Rick and I felt like it had a White Lotus vibe (an HBO show) where everyone on the staff is so friendly and eager to make you comfortable. We had a lake front yurt with a hot tub. When I think “yurt”, I think of a tent in the middle of the dessert and a shared bathroom. That was not even close to the luxury of Patagonia Camp. The yurts are framed with wood and covered with tarp but also have a plastic top at the peak which gives a clear view of the starlit skies. There is a private bath off the side of the yurt which is a wooden structure. It’s really quite remarkable with natural formed wooden tables, comfortable beds and a fridge stocked with food and drinks. All we had to do was call the front desk to have the hot tub uncovered. The best aspect of the camp was the terrific food. The desserts and appetizers were works of art and there were new choices at each meal. The restaurant and bar had a beautiful view of Lago Toro and the spires of Torres del Paine in the distance.

Our first hike was the next day and we went for a hike within the National Park then to a rock outcropping that had cave paintings on the Aonikenk Trail. The trail is in puma (mountain lion) country and children under the age of fifteen are not allowed to hike since they are the main target of pumas. That’s a scary piece of information! You also have to hike with a guide in case you run into a puma. We did not have any puma encounters. We were able to see the handprints and figures on the rock from 11,000 BC. It rained, it was windy (gusts to 40 miles an hour) and the spires of the Torres del Paine were obscured for most of the day.

The next day my brother was able to check off a bucket list item for him; doing the 12-hour trip of hiking to the base of the horns in Torres del Paine. He hiked with the folks that we picked up on our transport from Puerto Natales on our arrival date which were two guys in their 60’s and their twenty something daughters from Michigan. It was a tough hike through windy canyons, intermittent frozen rain and a boulder field with many bottle necks. It is the most popular hike in the national park and that Saturday during high season there were several hundred hikers on the trail. He never saw the horns due to the low hanging fog but he was happy to complete the hike. I didn’t accompany him on this adventure.

Our final excursion was on our last full day at Patagonia Camp and it was amazing. We took the Miradores (viewpoint trail) which had an overview of the Salto Grande (Big Jump Falls) and a spectacular view of the Los Cuernos (The Horns), Paine Grande (the highest peak) Cerro Almirante Nieto, Valle del Frances and the turquoise Lake Nordenskjold in the foreground. The view is spectacular; after days of waiting to see the craggy tops, the shades of blue between the lakes, rivers, skies and rock along with shades of gray from the glaciers and granite is spectacular Perhaps it was the anticipation of hoping to see the elusive mountain tops but it was worth every minute of effort to see this spellbinding sight. One of our companions on the hike kept saying,” It’s not AI, it’s real”. It was appropriate because the colors were so vivid it felt like it must have been airbrushed or a simulation.

I can’t say enough about Patagonia Camp and its impeccable staff. The drivers, the servers, the housekeepers and guides were all terrific. On our last excursion, there were 8 of us, all in our 50’s and 60’s and the music on the van sound system was all obscure songs from the eighties from the Police to Talking Heads to Billie Joel. It’s hard not to believe that it was selected especially for us. If you ever venture to Patagonia, be sure to stay at this incredible oasis.

🌋Discovering the Lakes Region of Chilean Patagonia

My brother, Rick, and I traveled to the Chilean portion of Patagonia in January of 2026. Patagonia is the lower third of South America straddling Chile and Argentina.  We arrived there by traveling through Santiago. We traveled by plane to Puerto Montt and then took ground transportation to Puerto Varas on the beautiful Llanquihue Lake. We stayed at a lakeside hotel and could watch the sunrise with the extinct Osorno Volcano (Rick referred to it as Mount Fuji’s cousin) in the background. It’s 8,700 feet tall and has a glacier on top which gives it the conical snow-capped shape which is similar to Mount Fuji. Having arrived in Patagonia we learned that it can take days to have a clear view of a mountain or rock formation. When we arrived in Puerto Varas, it took us three days to see the entire profile of the volcano.

Puerto Varas is in the Lakes Region and Llanquihue Lake is the second largest lake in Chile. If you look at a map of the very southern tip of Chile, you can see that it is riddled with fjords and islands and small bays. It’s almost more water than land and the land is riddled with volcanoes both active and extinct jutting above sea level to thousands of feet and rocky formations from volcanic and glacial activity. It was very unique.

My brother Rick, Paul, myself, Debra and Camilla (left to right) rafting near Puerto Varas Chile

We enjoyed an incredible meal at a small farm about 25 miles north of Puerto Varas on the shores of Llanquihue Lake.  It’s a family run farm and we got to harvest all the produce used for the meal including rhubarb, plums, several varieties of tomatoes, various greens, edible flowers, potatoes (a Chilean staple) and zucchini. We dug up the potatoes, cut the greens and foraged for plums. We also had a fresh caught salmon which was smoked along with the zucchini in a makeshift smoker. We ate in the lovely farmhouse and I have to tell you that salad of the mixed fresh cut greens was the best salad I’ve ever had. Verdant, bright and tender.

We drove out to the coast the next day. Chile’s width is 100 miles on average, so it’s pretty easy to ski the Andes and take a dip in the Pacific in the same day. The original inhabitants of southern South America are the indigenous group called the Mapuche Nation. They are the largest group of indigenous people that survive today and are divided into several groups and regions. We visited a group called the Huilliche who are in the southern subgroup associated with the Chiloe Archipelago. These Mapuche can be traced back to 500 BC and are largely fisherman and farmers.

We met the lonco or chief and he took us through a welcoming ceremony where we hugged and greeted each member of the tribe. We learned how they prepare wheat by toasting it on a fire inside their hut and then ground it with a mortar and pestle. The women of the tribe prepared chochoca which is raw grated potato and cooked potato blended by hand into a masa or dough. They then pat the masa along with what looks like a 7-foot giant rolling pin covered on all sides (except the handles). They then carry the enormous rolling pin to a large pit lined with coals. They turn the rolling pin for about thirty minutes as the masa cooks and the exterior starts to toast and turn brown. They then cut off the entire piece of potato masa into a large husk. From there they add cooked pork and then roll it and cut it into sandwich size pieces. It was fascinating to watch the wife of the lonco work so diligently to create this masterpiece. We enjoyed a meal with the entire group, briefly played field hockey with sticks and a ball shaped from reeds. I think the highlight was both the visitors and residents all introducing themselves to each other and reflecting on what we were grateful for. It was a bonding experience to learn of their trials and tribulations and for them to have a greater understanding of us. We are 6,000 miles a part but we are all parents, children and siblings. We all embraced and said goodbye.

We were scheduled to go kayaking on the final day in Puerto Varas but we had to replace it with a rafting trip because it was too windy. It was supposed to rain the entire day. I assumed that they would cancel the rafting trip. I had also assumed that the rafting meant something akin to a lazy river, something relaxing and mellow.  I was wrong. Very wrong. We traveled to the rafting vendor with a fellow retired traveler named Paul who was from Ireland and Debra from London. We piled aboard the transport van to get a briefing from the rafting vendor.  Rick, Paul, Debra and I were at least twice if not three times the age of all the other twelve or so rafting participants. The woman giving the briefing on all the potential safety issues and what to do when we fall out of the raft (!?!##) and not to ever let go of your paddle. I was pretty shaken up by the end of the briefing which felt like she was trying to scare me straight. I was on the edge of bailing and Paul, who apparently couldn’t swim, was on the same wavelength. Rick was stalwart that if they were able to take us rafting, he was going. We all acquiesced and, ironically, we were all put in the same raft with our fearless leader Camilla who was a tough young vibrant leader and an outstanding guide. We were all suited up in wet suits, booties and jackets. We left all our belongings behind on a bus as we entered the tumultuous waters of the Petrohue River adorned with helmets. I was glad to protect my head but what about the rest?

We were instructed to jam our foot closest to the wall of the raft into the crevice to stay stable on the boat. There is a rope that goes around the entirety of the raft but outside of that, there is nothing (and I mean nothing) to hold onto. Camila would instruct us to go forward HARD, and it was typically about three paddles and then tell us to “Stop”. As we entered the various rapids (it seemed countless but theoretically it was 8 sets of class 3 rapids), Camila would let us know if we would have to “Go Down” or bend over and grab the rope on the outside of the raft while holding onto our paddle and, hopefully, not going overboard. Then, after whatever massive wave had hit our boat, we would go back to “Position” which was upright with the paddle at the ready. You can imagine that four paddlers over 60 have various paddling, hearing and dexterity skills. Camila had an accent and there were several times Debra, Paul, Rick and I would have to check in on what the current “order” was. Debra and Paul were in the front row for the first 4 to 5 sets of rapids. I was relieved as the amount of water coming off the bow of the boat was a torrent and staring into the upcoming waves and rocks was intimidating.

About halfway through, Camila instructed Rick and me to move to the front of the boat. GULP! Just changing seats mid river was all about balance and space and fear. So now Rick and I were in front and, let me tell you, this was the center of the storm. I have to say that I said a little prayer for the first time we had to “Go Down” and grab the rope on the raft. It was like diving into a tidal wave. I had water completely wash over me and there was water down the back of my wetsuit. Each time we survived a rapid without getting thrown out of the boat was exhilarating. I was always thinking, “Wow, how did that happen?” The final rapid felt like I was swimming underwater. The entire boat was filled with water which miraculously emptied almost immediately. All four of us elders survived the trip without a broken bone or falling out of the boat. I was completely soaked from head to foot but I had a smile on my face for surviving one of the most exciting experiences of my entire life. It was right up there with zip lining and kayaking Lake Titicaca. As Rick said later, I was pretty sure that 99.9% of participants typically survive.

The Patagonia Lakes region is full of adventure, culture and breathtaking views and even though it was intimidating and scary at times, it was an experience of a lifetime. I’m so glad we went.